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As No' Bama's final days in office are fading away, he is giving away everything but the kitchen sink. So, it looks like I'm going to Washington.
No' Bama is giving me the Congressional Medal of Honor! The orders read, "bla, bla, bla, saved the lives of the entire Battalion from a painful, runny death of dysentery by burning human shit and other bodily fluids next to open burn pits". The VA has sent me a preemptive strike letter stating that even though the DOD has awarded me the CMH the Department Of Veterans Affairs will not recognize it as a legitimate medical claim and my rating will not be changed.
Oh well, no surprise there. Can't have it all.
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