Calling All The Chinese People

Hi, I live in Lebanon Junction, KY.  We are a small community of 1500+ but with the surrounding area you could have the customer pool of about 20,000.  We are in desperate need of an authentic Chinese restaurant.  We really only have one (of any type) and that's at the Interstate exit.  Which is a plus for you, unlimited customers.  There are several locations in town that are prime and ready to go.  I would open one myself but I don't have the capitol nor would I claim to be properly trained in your cuisine.

The real bonus is, FOOD SUPPLY.  There is an extremely large number of feral cats in the area.  I literally can not walk around the block without counting 20 to 30 cats.  It is also rumored that this place is the dump site for the County Humane Society so you would not have to worry about running out of main courses.  Every time they pick one up, it finds its' way here.  Please don't worry about scrawny little felines here.  This town is full of idiots that feed these things on a daily basis.  I mean they just go from house to house eating all day.  Nothing but good chow here!!!  Please e-mail me if you would like some help getting in touch with local government officials.