Monday, December 8, 2014

TOTD 8 Dec 14

You know when you're coming out of you favorite fast food joint and you have your hands full.  All of a sudden WHAM!!!  The Fucking door is locked.  Now, you just walked in the place so you know it's unlocked.  BUT, the silly bastard that works there only unlocked one side.

Absolutely no reason for that nonsense.  NONE.  PERIOD.  I have worked in many restaurants and office buildings over the years and have seen very few instances that require one of those doors to be looked.  The problem is pressure/wind and can be fix.  Either way it burns my ass, unlocked the fucking door.

Two glass doors side by side, somebody unlocked one, right?  I mean I didn't wish my happy ass in there.  Otherwise, I'd be in a bank vault!  Then I'd wish my happy ass to the new home store, etc...  You know those people behind the counter or sitting at the desk are in there snickering to one another, "got another one" "did you see that, he almost lost his coke?".  Shit you're already there.  Reach up or down and rotate that little metal bar.  It's not that hard.  Rather you work in a restaurant, doctors office, or government building, Unlock The Door People.

You know what else really burns my ass?  A flame about three feet high.