With Thanksgiving coming up next week it got me thinking about this fun, family filled holiday. So, I decided to do some research about the origins. Among other places, I found myself on one of those family pole web sites (what do you expect, I am from KY). Come to find out I am 1/128 engine.
The more I read about the history of our country, I realized that the "history" books have left out a great deal. Leave it to the white man to persecute my people in that manner. Not only did you steal our land but you enslave our tribes against other engine tribes. You force us to tiny pieces of desolate swamps, hills, and desserts that no one would want. You desecrate our holy grave sites while making lite of our religion. You poison us with rancid meet and infect us with diseased covered blankets and white man clothing. You belittle us with your names like chief or redskin, all the while parading them around in some stadium.
You celebrate these "accomplishments" by taking the day off and gorging your fat pasty white selves on one of our majestic indigenous birds, The Great Turkey. Only the white man could do all this and that is still not enough to make you content. Noooo. You gotta follow it up by have a sale. The Black Friday Sale.
HELLS TO THE NO. FUCK ALL YOU CRACKERS.
Duces
